let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
Actual drunk conversation I had with my friend a while ago…
Me: How long do you think it takes for Katy Perry to put on make up?
Matt: At least as long as it took to paint the Mona Lisa…
i distrust people who don’t like third eye blind…






